Here are 10 reasons why girls who smoke weed make the best girlfriends and why you should definitely date a Stoner Chick. A stoner girl can smoke all day and roll blunts with the boys.
Ladies who incorporate weed into their daily lifestyles are the coolest babes of all. A sexy girl is one thing, but a sexy girl who can roll a joint better than a boy brings it to a whole new level. Here’s why. What’s better than knowing a girl that smokes weed? Dating one, that’s what. Not only do ganja-friendly ladies make the best lovers, but they also are easy to please.
1. She’ll roll a joint way better than you.
Once you get over her superior rolling abilities/your bruised ego, you’ll be hella grateful you have a girl on your team who rolls a j with the agility of a fucking origami master. Women are conditioned to pay more attention to detail than men—no more loose, shoddy joints for u, buddy! And when she’s “coming over to chill,” ualreadykno she’ll arrive wielding several blunts. You’re welcome.
After all, rolling your own cannabis can get old. So, why not sit back and let your woman do it for you?
2. You’ll never be bored together.
Of course, everything is better when you’re high. And when you have a woman to blaze with, that opens the door to endless amounts of fun.
You can share delicious snacks, get lost in a good movie, and so much more. Not to mention, the sex is always on point.
3. Lady smokers are independent.
If a woman chooses to smoke weed, then she’s going to do so no matter what society thinks. Why? Because she has a mind of her own and can think for herself, that’s why.
4. It doesn’t take much to make her happy.
She doesn’t sweat the small things.
And even though she definitely eats all that pizza, she’ll keep it tight. Weed smokers, by nature, typically aren’t high-maintenance (neither of those puns were intended). As long as you’re both healthy, and can find a couch to curl up together, life is good by her account
I mean, if you can find bomb food and something half-decent on Netflix, you probably wouldn’t hear a complaint from her for months.
5. She’s good at sharing.
Stoner chicks make the best girlfriends because the entire concept of pot smoking, in general, promotes the notion of sharing.
Whether you “take two and pass” or corner the edge of the bowl, so that both of you get fresh snaps from the bong – weed smoking and selfishness never match well together. Life tip: If she leaves you a doobie clip on the bedside for when you wake up, before she leaves – that’s love, baby. In that case, you better put a ring on it because that’s love.
6. She thinks for herself.
People who smoke weed get judged. It’s frustrating; most of the time it’s groundless, but – for the most part – it’s also unavoidable. Hey, that’s just the way it is (insert 2Pac “Changes” voice).
In spite of everything, the girl who smokes weed doesn’t give one f*ck about what society says. She trusts her own intuition, and understands: If she likes something, she doesn’t need any further approval. This is evident by the pack of OCB Slims hanging out of her denim back pocket.
She has an independent mind and, most importantly, thinks for herself. I f*ck with that.
7. She has great taste in music.
Potheads have the best taste in music. I mean, pot smokers get generalized on a daily basis, so, I figured there wouldn’t be much harm in making one more.
Nevertheless, I stand by this one. There’s a whole meditative aspect of blazing up. You need a certain level of feng shui, in order to fully enjoy your cypher, and that begins and ends with your soundtrack.
8. She likes to try new things.
You know what we’re talking about…
Since girls who smoke weed are usually high, they have too much on their mind to let things get to them. If you come home late from work or from a night out, it probably won’t phase her.
If anything, she’ll be happy she can smoke her weed in peace. Since girls who smoke weed are so chill, they can handle whatever life throws their way. Girls who smoke weed are simply the best.
9. Your friends will love her too.
She’s chill and fun to be around, what’s not to love?
If you hang out with a girl smokes weed, you won’t have to worry about your friends not liking her. She’s calm, cool and collected, she won’t be offended by any jokes your friends may have to share. A girl who can hang with your pals is definitely a keeper.
10. She understands how to balance parts of life.
Yeah, I get it, smoking pot probably isn’t the most responsible hobby one could pick up. Still, those who manage to find time to get high and also handle their business across all other walks of life, however, in my opinion, are the most well-rounded.
Life is about doing the things you love.